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Joke of the Day
"I witnessed a murder today.. then I realized it was just a group of crows."
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"What's the best thing about bee's? It's knees."
"Art is when u fart without F."
"What did the sluts left leg say to her right leg? Nothing, they never met."
"Advent calendars are fun if you ignore that every day is a new, fresh hell waiting to be survived."
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
"If you have your Twitter account linked to Facebook I don't think you understand what it is we do here."
"Do not underestimate me. 16 just dared me to eat the fish food. It's freeze-dried worms. Wasn't bad. I'm hungry."
"One lady to another, Do you talk to your husband during sex ? Yes, if he calls on my cell."
"do you know the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? one less drunk"