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Joke of the Day

"""It's so funny running into you like this."" -Guy who just crashed his car into yours in a hilarious way"

"What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin."

"The Hispanic fruit cup locks eyes with the beautiful lady across the bar... He makes his move, walks over and says ""why, Jello there"""

"What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!"

"In Batman Begins, the scene when Bruce Wayne throws the gun into the river, if you listen you can hear someone say ""you throw like a girl""."

"A cheetah rests its eyes under a tree... Suddenly, a Kenyan runs by. The cheetah looks up and says, ""What was that?"""

"What's pink and red and goes 100MPH. A baby in a blender."

"What do you guys think of message boards? ....I'm all forum."

"Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral? the obituary read ""Please send donations in luau flowers."""

"I heard the fork was having an affair with the knife... Or is it too spoon to bring that up?"