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Joke of the Day

"Since Monopoly replaced its tiny iron, the talking mice in my walls now all have wrinkled shirts."

"What drinking game is Hillary Clinton best at? Flip Cup (coin)"

"""Hey boo."" -casual ghost"

"An opinion without 3.14 ...is just an onion. "

"What started with a J, and ends with whore?"

"My girlfriend in college left me for another woman. I completely misunderstood her when she said she was going to study a broad."

"I was really ticked at my woman tonight, so I stapled her fun bags together. If ya can't lick 'em, join 'em."

"I don't see why everyone resents the Headless Horseman... All he wanted was head."

"Damn girl are you a Reddit trend? Because I just want to fit in.."

"Alzheimer's Joke [Not Sure if Repost]"