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Joke of the Day
"How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )"
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"My girlfriend says she needs time and distance Is she calculating velocity?"
"Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral? The guest of honor always shows up late!"
"Wer is there **knock knock** *Who's there* Dewey *Dewey who* Dewey have to use a condom"
"What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour? The coming of the Lord."
"What do kings call musical chairs? A game of thrones."
"[Morning after wedding] *dead husband lies on bed* PRAYING MANTIS: [On phone] Mom *sobs* it happened again MOM: Ok hurry up and eat his body"
"Why are lesbians superstitious? Because they are always knocking on wood."
"""You remind me of a man."" - ""What man?"" - ""The man with the power."" - ""What power?"" - ""The power of Hoodoo."" - ""Who do?"" - ""You do."" - ""Do what?"" - ""Remind me of a man."""
"Nietzsche tells a joke. A man walks into a bar. The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar. The bar blinks out of existence. God is dead."