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Joke of the Day
"How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )"
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"""What are you getting this Christmas?"" asked my friend. I said, ""Fatter."""
"After reading that Afghanistan had the highest infant mortality rate, this occurred to me. What do you call Afghan triplets? Twins! I am so sorry...."
"how many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black"
"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken."
"How do jockeys stay on their horses? Jockey straps."
"The police caught a man masturbating in public. As they were arrestng him, they told him, ""You came in the wrong neighborhood."""
"What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!"
"George bush got stuck in concrete. That sets a bad precedent."
"""I am as misquoted as Marilyn Monroe."" - Abe Lincoln"