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Joke of the Day
"I missed my cake day yesterday. Here's a joke. My life."
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"What does the nationalist sing at Christmas? Jingo Bells."
"What was the last thing that went through the bugs head after he hit the window shield? His ass"
"They aren't so different. A pizza delivery man and a Gynecologist aren't so different when you think about it. They both can smell it, but they can't eat it."
"My wife told me she'll leave me if I go blind. I guess I'll just have to see."
"How do you confuse a gay person? Raccoon."
"#1 pick up line in a gay bar? ""Can I push your stool in""?"
"How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards."
"Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie He was gonna play Sandman."
"I just read a book about a girl who escapes from her parent's dispiriting home. It's a runaway best seller."