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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a free gigolo? Pro-boner."

"Wait just a minute! You're not Jennifer Aniston! Oh, you got me with that avi. Well played. I knew it was to good to be true."

"My top 5 (in no particular order) 1. 3 2. 5 3. 2 4. 4 5. 1"

"Last night I had a dream I was a muffler... And woke up exhausted"

"I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck."

"What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste."

"I bought 37 self-help books today... I just couldn't help myself."

"(Original) Why should you keep a broken clock? It's just nice having an extra set of hands around."

"Police: How did they break in? Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it? Me: They threw it through the window."

"What can you find in the middle of no where?"