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Joke of the Day
"My Japanese girlfriend had a really bad tempura."
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"Did you hear about the new emo website? www.emo.com/wrists"
"COP: So what happened? ME: He stole my watch & ran away down the road COP: Can you describe it? ME: It's like a big path that cars drive on"
"I have conversational ninja skills... People don't notice when I'm talking."
"My favorite book as a child was... ...'I Fell Off Mt Everest' by Eileen Dover."
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married."
"Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? Because she was wearing mittens."
"Have you heard about the new pirate movie? All the producers have Hook Noses #racistdadjoke"
"If you want to keep a secret from me, write it and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation."
"What is the most deadliest breakfast? Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments."