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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the pathway? By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012."
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"I almost had a threesome today I just needed 2 more girls"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breasts? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."
"Just told a coworker ""I ain't scerd, lil' bitch."" and threw my stapler. I blame the hardcore rap."
"""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to other drivers on the road ""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to myself, in all other situations"
"Two widgets walk into a sidebar... where's the menu? ...my wife's joke :)"
"If the police really wanted DUI checkpoints to be effective, they'd set them up inside Taco Bell drive-thrus."
"What's Hitler's favorite juice? Apple juice, you racist bastards."
"No one shot Rick Ross - when you're that big you're BOUND to be hit by a random stray bullet now and then"
"What is the best animal related joke you know? These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!"