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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the pathway? By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012."

"Whoever invented ""knock knock"" jokes Should get a ""no-bell"" prize."

"My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook."

"What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market? HEYYY LAAADIESS"

"I couldn't believe it when my mother said she liked The Monkees more than The Beatles. Then I saw her face."

"No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in their coffee."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ? Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!"

"Did you hear they recently opened a bar on the moon? The cocktails are great, but it has no atmosphere."

"Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks? So that they can see the battle."

"What kind of degrees do slaves get in college? Their Master's."