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Joke of the Day

"No one shot Rick Ross - when you're that big you're BOUND to be hit by a random stray bullet now and then"

"Are you cold? Go stand in a corner. They're always 90 degrees."

"What does a Mexican duck say? Guac Guac"

"I went to the doctor to have a large mole removed from my penis... ...If it happens again they'll inform the police."

"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You only need a parachute to skydive twice."

"Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby"

"What's a pirate's favorite firework? M80"

"What do you call a Paraplegic runner? A Boston Marathon Victim."

"What is a mountain climber's favorite drink? Anything on the rocks."

"If I could set people on fire with a single stare, a lot of innocents would die. ""Sorry sir, we are closed."" FIRE! ""Good morning."" FIRE!"