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Joke of the Day

"I almost had a threesome today I just needed 2 more girls"

"So a skinhead walks into a Jewish bakery... A skinhead walking into a Jewish bakery and asks, ""How much does the challah cost?"""

"I finally decided on my Halloween costume. I'm going to go as a French pancake chef; that'll really give people the crepes."

"The bird developed an illness. i think it started when the bird flu."

"Your blood pressure looks normal, I'll fix that. - Children, every five minutes."

"God: Noah, I need an ark. Noah: Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter? God: Uh [huge grin] cos I'm banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?"

"How many LAPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to beat the bulb for being broke, another to shoot the room for being black."

"Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me. now if i were a diamond ring, where would i hide ..."

"Anderson Cooper: ""the Arizona wildfire is flaming out of control."" Arizona Wildfire: ""Wow, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black."""

"Two cannibals are sitting around eating dinner. One begins to complain to the other, ""You know, I really don't like my mother in law."" ""Then just eat the noodles."""