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Joke of the Day

"What's Hitler's favorite juice? Apple juice, you racist bastards."

"A man walks into a bar... While his wife sits at home crying, because his crippling alcoholism is destroying their marriage. Happy Wednesday..."

"What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab? Where to sir?"

"Why can't 2 Asians have a white baby 2 wongs don't make a white"

"""we want to talk"" Somebody knocks on door: - Who is there? - Police? - What do you want? - We want to talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - So talk with each other."

"In the style of Mitch Hedberg. I don't like fish eggs on my sushi... ...because I'm against abortion"

"What do gay cows eat? Haaaaayyyy(gay voice)"

"Our daughter ran away from home once when she was a teenager. We were frantic. Within months, we called the police to report her missing."

"Why are men great cooks.... because with 1 sausage, a pair of nuts and some milk it can fill up a woman for nine months."

"What is a sandwich on a ship? A sub-marine"