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Joke of the Day
"Two widgets walk into a sidebar... where's the menu? ...my wife's joke :)"
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"How many nice guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll compliment it, but then get pissed off when it doesn't screw."
"Did ya hear about the Mexican who kept washing his dog? They were spic and spaniel"
"Politically Correct Chiggers Chegreos."
"I love heavy metal. My favourite is lead."
"There are two types of people Those who use false dichotomies, and those who don't."
"If I were a waitress, I'd be planting fake engagement rings in every girl's food, just to see their boyfriends panic."
"What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!"
"What do you call a potato with no limbs? An amputater"
"What do you call a pig making cookies? Bakin'!"