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Joke of the Day
"What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette? *Gluten tag*"
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"I heard a joke about the swiss the other day But the punch line was too cheesy to repeat."
"What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything? A bunch of offended Tumblrinas"
"I was called a sexist today ... I said, I think you're mistaken ...its pronounced sexy."
"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier."
"I came, I saw, the neighbors complained."
"What do you call a rich Asian? *Cha Ching!*"
"When the dryer buzzer scares you so bad you have to do another load of laundry."
"Computer technology used to be a lot tougher. Back when I was a teenager, mice had balls."
"They'll continuously make Fast & Furious movies until it's a bunch of old men trying to get out of a grocery store parking lot"