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Joke of the Day
"When the dryer buzzer scares you so bad you have to do another load of laundry."
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"How do blind people know their ass is clean after they poop? One bark means clean, two means dirty."
"""Anybody here named Jeff?"" Jeff: ""Yes"" Geoff: ""Yeos"""
"A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst."
"Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian? Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out"
"What's a seal's favorite drink? Canadian Club on the rocks."
"Yeah, no, I don't have a FitBit. I'm pretty sure I have a solid grasp on how inactive I am. I don't need like bells and alarms and stuff."
"A friend asked me to rate the movie ""Django"" I gave it a 3/5."
"Those boots are made for walking? Wow, so are most boots. Give me a call when they're made for castrating antelope or something."
"Knock knock Who is it? GESTAPO GESTAPO who? VEE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!"