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Joke of the Day
"I was called a sexist today ... I said, I think you're mistaken ...its pronounced sexy."
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"I love the smell of my F5 key... It's just so refreshing!"
"Can America keep it down? Canada needs to work on Monday."
"ME: someone stole my credit card number BANK: why would they spend $187 at a hot dog stand? ME: [hangs head in shame] that wasn't them"
"I think I'm a genius.... I just solved a rubiks cube so fast! It only took me 5 minutes and 25 seconds to peel off all the stickers."
"Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford? Because he's Indie!"
"Yo momma is so fat, shes got more ""coverage"" than my cell phone provider"
"How much does a pirate pay for corn? Buccaneer."
"None of my Barbies are speaking to each other because Ken got Skipper pregnant again. You can imagine the tension in my house tonight."
"What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land? Reservation reservation reservations."