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Joke of the Day
"I was called a sexist today ... I said, I think you're mistaken ...its pronounced sexy."
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"I have a stepladder I never knew my real ladder"
"I can't help but feel partially responsible for the fact that you're reading this Tweet right now."
"Have you heard about that new movie, ""The Homophobic Preacher""? Hasn't come out yet."
"No matter how white-hot my rage feels, I have been unable to clear the snow off my driveway by giving it the finger."
"what's the cheapest force? centrifrugal"
"What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold."
"Noah's ark. A side story. An elephant asks a dinosaur: -Did Noah send you a friend request on facebook? -No ............. -That's bad..."
"Racism, white supremacy, xenophobia, sexism, misogyny, etc...these things aren't wrong. They're just alt-right."
"Sadly.. ..some frogs have been known to Kermit suicide"