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Joke of the Day
"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier."
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"I didn't get groped by the TSA at all. We just kissed a little, it was nice."
"I wonder who I'll be racist against when I'm elderly. I hope it's robots!!"
"I once knew a women who started walking five miles a day when she turned 60... . Well, she's 99 now and we have no idea where she is."
"Women are like the salt of my life They raise my blood pressure"
"What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !"
"Do you call a senior citizen bride's pre-wedding party... A golden shower?"
"A cop just knocked on my door and said that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes..."
"Typical mexico..."
"What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana? He Shanghai."