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Joke of the Day
"Computer technology used to be a lot tougher. Back when I was a teenager, mice had balls."
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"Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well I won't stand in your way."
"Exec 1: So, you wait in long lines. No shade. Crying kids. Drinks cost $7.00. Exec 2: Nice. What do we call it? E1: Lol, ""amusement park."""
"How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction? There both just honestly happy to finish"
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain"
"My mate says I don't understand irony... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month? (sorry if repost)"
"People: why do dogs bark at the mail man every single day Dogs: the mailman has literally never gotten in how do you not see what I'm doing"
"You know what they say, when you go darkskin... they steal your car."
"moses: watch me split the red sea in half red sea: i've got a boyfriend"