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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything? A bunch of offended Tumblrinas"
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"*dies* *gets to heaven* *sees furries everywhere* Me: What the... Jeebus: Hell hath no furry, man *laughs, puts on giraffe costume*"
"What's the hardest part of burning a church? My dick."
"Hitler's proofreader for Mein Kampf was literally a Grammar Nazi."
"All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap."
"Why ninja's are a pornographers nightmare You never see them coming!"
"How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity."
"Snowballs Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."
"What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved."
"My penis was once in the Guinness Book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out."