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Joke of the Day

"They'll continuously make Fast & Furious movies until it's a bunch of old men trying to get out of a grocery store parking lot"

"If you follow the rules of grammar, people will always help you. If you don't, your on you're own."

"Him: I wanna be the man you fell in love with all those years ago. Me: You wanna be Ryan Reynolds?"

"What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't? A living Ben and Gwen."

"Some of my Satan worshiping friends invited me to an open discussion on Satanism... I'm not a Satanist myself, but I do like to play Devil's advocate...it was very confusing."

"My dog only responds to commands in Spanish He's Espanyol"

"how do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."

"The Credible Hulk. ""You won't like me when I'm angry because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."""

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar He buys a beer."

"You might not be a Bulls fan, but I know you felt it when this D rose."