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Joke of the Day

"My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30 am. 2:30! Luckily I was still up playing my drums."

"How to run faster: 1. Drink a lot of water 2. Wait till u have to pee 3. Start running You're welcome"

"What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter? You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter"

"My Christian friend got caught masturbating to a hymn It gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'"

"I hate all the political correctness in recent years. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""hey Jamal, would you please go paint that fence over there?"""

"The new pool lifeguard was talking to his boss about his experience so far ""There's an exceptional amount of friendly people here. It's been at least seven who has waved at me."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !"

"You can't set out a bowl full of superconductors and expect people not to take them. They're irresistible."

"I tried to kill a spider with glitter spray... Now it won't stop stripping and I have to call it cinnamon."

"You cannot run through a campground You can only ran, because it is past tents"