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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !"

"High school kids, these awful years are going to end up being the best years of your life. That's how much everything else sucks."

"Where do otters come from? Otter Space!"

"Been really trying to see things from my wife's point of view lately... Been looking out this kitchen window for hours..."

"'I like the smell of your meat' may not have been the best greeting to the hot waiter at the BBQ joint I picked for lunch."

"<- sleeps well with others"

"Clark Kent ""I have a confession"" Lois Lane ""what is it?"" *Clark removes his glasses* Lois ""Is it a bird?"" Clark ""WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"""

"I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water today. It's obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola."

"I've been ignoring these dirty dishes for 47 minutes and they still haven't taken the hint. It's just awkward now..."

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I haven't had a garbanzo bean on my face."