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Joke of the Day

"How to run faster: 1. Drink a lot of water 2. Wait till u have to pee 3. Start running You're welcome"

"My wife and I used to practice safe sex. Unfortunately they won't let us back in the bank."

"What do you have to bring if you visit r/nsfw_gifs? Giffy Lube."

"Hockey joke Turnovers are like ex-wives; the more you have, the more they'll cost you."

"Park Ranger: *Looking at morbidly obese ducks* Was this you? Jesus: *trying to hide the rapidly multiplying bread loaves* No sir"

"What do you call a construction truck wearing a toupee? a dump trump"

"Why do fat women always have a cat? In case they run out of food."

"Women are like snowflakes: they can't drive"

"The red haired guy in the bakery doesn't like being called... 'The Ginger Bread Man' *lesson learned"

"What do you call a Blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."