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Joke of the Day
"The Queen doesn't like to speak about the paedophiles in her court... They're all touchy subjects."
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"What kind of bees get you high? Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that"
"The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. ""Six please"" she said ""I could never eat twelve!"""
"What's the difference between my meat and my wife? Nothing. I beat both."
"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar... Or a hospital.... Or possibly a church."
"How do you weigh a Hipster? In instagrams"
"I accidentally have two dates tomorrow night should I handle this like a sitcom or an adult"
"One of the main differences between men and women Is the meaning of the phrase, ""I used an entire box of tissues watching that movie."""
"In a way, Han Solo was a bit like a modern Icarus. They both got too close to the son."
"I've always wanted to walk into a large room and be the most beautiful woman in there. But I'm scared of Walmarts :("