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Joke of the Day
"You cannot run through a campground You can only ran, because it is past tents"
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"How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth."
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"I wonder if the earth ever looks at the 2016 election and thinks about hurling itself into the sun."
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"Don't do suicide, kids! You'll kill yourself!"
"What did the cow say to the masked robber? Moo."
"My wife has the body of a woman half her age. I suppose I should call the police."
"Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!"