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Joke of the Day

"You cannot run through a campground You can only ran, because it is past tents"

"Skinny If fat people have more skin shouldn't they really be the 'skinny' ones?"

"Good friends are like bottles of sweet wine .. that's why I keep mine locked in the cellar."

"I like a good dark joke, because a bad one isn't funny."

"Imagine yourself, you just woke-up on the street without pants & underwear, with sperm dripping from your derriere, would you tell anyone? No? So what are you doing next weekend?"

"Tonight's Menu: Gourmet pork blend sausage with organic tomato reduction, served on warm split bread rolls. AKA: Hot dogs with ketchup."

"""I'm sorry"" and ""My bad"" mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral."

"My girlfriend told me I need to show a little more interest in her family. So I f*cked her sister."

"I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time."

"Why can't two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."