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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter? You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter"

"I'm thinking about trying steroids... I hear they're all the rage!"

"Luckily, children are much easier to keep alive than house plants."

"Art imitates life. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Flattery will get you nowhere. So GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ART DEGREE!"

"I wonder if the username ""That Cab"" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow ""That Cab"""

"The real danger of running with scissors is that a rock might fall on you."

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably sh!t."

"*meets girl for coffee* *sets down blueprints for bank* ""What's this?"" Your dating profile said you were looking for a partner in crime"

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're efficient, and don't have much of a sense of humour."

"What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA? Hard work and dedication."