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Joke of the Day

"My Christian friend got caught masturbating to a hymn It gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'"

"""How'd the session go with your new therapist?"" ""It was a waste of time. He just kept showing me pictures of my parents fighting."""

"A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame."

"Have you ever seen Ray Charles's mansion? Neither has he."

"On TV shows, answering machines are actually saying leave a message after the fuck."

"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then made the earth round... and laughed..."

"The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is."

"Whyisleatherarmorbestforsneaking? It'sliterallymadeofhide"

"Trump has a tower? Well Bernie has his towers too. The Twin Towers... They felt the Bern."

"What do you call five blondes in a pool? Air bubbles."