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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds? There's 20 of them"
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"So you got mustard on your jeans. Shut up about it. We live on a wet marble that flies circles around a giant burning star. Fuck your jeans."
" You're born. You grow up. You believe in Santa. You stop believing in Santa. You look like Santa. You are Santa. You die."
"Two robots walk into a bar... [...and are immediately banned from the establishment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3sxirv/a_man_walks_into_a_bar_and_orders_a_rum_and_coke/cx1bzxf)"
"Someone's deodorant is not working... And I know it's not me because I'm not wearing any."
"imagine if your fridge did what you do everyday,every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5minutes then leaves"
"Who is Hitlers worst nightmare? Kike Tyson."
"in case you're wondering I don't want to be buried in any of the cemeteries near my house Since I'm not dead yet."
"Why did the peanut go to jail? He was a-roasted peanut."
"What would you call Daenerys Targaryen if she had a vaginal infection? Khalyeasty"