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Joke of the Day
"Someone's deodorant is not working... And I know it's not me because I'm not wearing any."
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"[meeting with boss] ""I need you to go back and fix something that broke yesterday."" ""I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TIME MACHINE!"""
"What do you call a fly when it retires? A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No? Alright.. I'll see myself out."
"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spit, swallow, gargle."
"My young nephew said that people with glasses should only be able to marry other people with glasses. He's like a tiny Republican senator."
"A wife can enjoy anything, until it's not my salary."
"Yes he's financially stable & hasn't been to jail for domestic violence like the other guy but I can change the other guy wait & see - Women"
"What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !"
"Puts fitbit on dogs collar. Throws the ball around. Sits on the couch and eat chips. Wins all the challenges"
"My 11 now wants to borrow clothes from my closet. Either she has great taste in clothing at an early age...or I dress like a tween."