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Joke of the Day

"imagine if your fridge did what you do everyday,every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5minutes then leaves"

"Apparently ""cool story, bro"" is not an acceptable substitute for ""congratulations"" when your friend calls and tells you she's pregnant."

"Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!"

"The difference between a seesaw and a catapult? An overweight friend."

"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"I need you to be open with me... ...Said the gynecologist to the psychiatrist"

"What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage? No, thanks, it's just carrion..."

"Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer."

"Aasians hate the NFL Cause theres no more rice"

"I'm beginning to think some of you are not your Avi's, which makes me sad. I thought I had a unicorn and dinosaur friend."