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Joke of the Day
"What would you call Daenerys Targaryen if she had a vaginal infection? Khalyeasty"
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"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah Who? ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!! *explosions*"
"If Donald Trump was elected president... Instead of saying ""You're fired."" He'd say ""You're deported."""
"What is the difference between a corn-shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."
"It's especially on Fridays at 5 pm when I wish I could slide down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car."
"Why did the fly fly ?"
"CHOPSTICK IS LIFE CHOPSTICK IS LOVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC39oeMwCJ8"
"What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? ""I must throw that doggie out the window !""!"
"Just saw an advance screening of Age of Ultron. Spoiler alert: he's 47"
"I'm into perpendicular lines. I'm a bisectual"