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Joke of the Day
"Kids from '00 won't get this... Childhood"
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"Why don't people win the lotto Because the NSA runs it"
"Your gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles? U.C.L.A"
"Since there are more Chinese people than any other race on Earth, does that mean they have normal eyes and we have big crazy googly ones?"
"I had a dream last night that I killed all those shirtless guys with ""swag"" and their duck-face girlfriends too. It was the Yolocaust."
"Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming."
"Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money? He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup."
"Have you heard of that movie Gravity? I heard it was... full of suspense"
"TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion."