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Joke of the Day
"Your gene pool could use a little chlorine."
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"What do you call a bunch of woman in a tree A country"
"I used to be afraid of the dentist But now I know the drill."
"Sometimes programming gets dirty... holes[h].insert(new Objects.ConcretePillar(), new Vec2());"
"*holding a glass of white wine with 2 hands like it's a mug of hot cocoa*"
"What do you call a woman-hating masseuse? A massage-onist."
"Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds."
"Telling a girl to calm down: works about as well as trying to baptize a cat."
"The answer to the question, ""do these jeans still fit"" depends on whether or not I actually have to sit down at any point."
"""Life's too short to remove USB safely"""