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Joke of the Day

"What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles? U.C.L.A"

"I heard a pun about German sausages... But it was the wurst pun I've ever heard."

"Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands? Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is..."

"I hate when people don't watch where I'm going when I'm walking and texting."

"Where can you leave your dog when you shop? The barking lot."

"Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea? It's because they are a Seoulless nation."

"Disappointed to learn that landlady' isn't the opposite of a mermaid."

"Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears? Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS."

"American political party symbols are spot on... Trump is the elephant in the room, and the DNC is full of jackasses!"

"Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !"