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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of that movie Gravity? I heard it was... full of suspense"
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"Where can you always find older model prostitutes? At a used harlot."
"[typing] Me: Is it DISCREET or DISCRETE? Wife: 2nd. Me: Is ""polyamorous"" hyphenated? Wife: No. Why? Me: It's for work. When's your flight?"
"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids? She's a transparent."
"My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery."
"""Let's bust this joint"" is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group."
"Let's all smash our hands together repeatedly to indicate that we enjoyed that thing."
"2 Wind Turbines walk into a bar... The first says, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The second says, ""I'm a heavy metal fan."""
"Why couldn't the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic!"
"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was ""adkwodrtrgfvnfif"""