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Joke of the Day
"TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion."
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"KANYE FOR PRESIDENT."
"I wish I were Mary from the Bible She gives birth to a child and her parents still believe she's a virgin"
"One night a woman undressed in front of her husband... ""what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"" Asked the wife The husband looked her up an down an said, ""your sense of humor."""
"What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting? Christopher Sitten"
"You drunkenly fall into one bathtub with your pants around your ankles, breaking the curtain rod and all of a sudden, everyone is a critic"
"I just want to have enough followers so that my children can tweet comfortably for the rest of their lives."
"DOOM 4. All of the guns suck, so we made punching take forever."
"You may say the glass is half full or half empty. I say fill the rest of my damn cup!"
"Did anyone else hear that France is changing the color of its flag to plain white? Supposedly it is to make battles easier."