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Joke of the Day
"a white man and a black man enter a jewelry store black man gets shot"
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"I saw a guy holding a TV I was walking down the street, when I saw a black guy holding a TV. I thought ""holy shit, is that mine?"" I went home to check. But nah, mine was at home polishing my shoes."
"Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!"
"I'm an okay dancer until I whip out the finger guns, then I'm just majestic."
"Have a bad only child? Apple unveils terrifying robot sibling... iSis."
"That's the last time I buy underwear at a yard sale. I don't want to talk about it."
"What refreshing beverage will no red-blooded American male ever drink again ? ... wait for it ... an ice-cold Bruceski"
"What's the difference between an Atheist and a black guy? Atheists are stereotyped as being giant dicks. Black guys are stereotyped as having giant dicks."
"What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"A junkie walks into a gay bar,..... he goes straight to the bathroom and starts banging ron."