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Joke of the Day
"A junkie walks into a gay bar,..... he goes straight to the bathroom and starts banging ron."
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"People overlook Dracula's positive attributes. In his bat form, he eats mosquitoes and other unwanted backyard insects."
"What did the hot dog say on the toilet? Mustuuurd"
"Four gay men walk into a bar, there is only one stool left so what do they do? Flip it over"
"Friday and Monday are twins, but Friday is the twin that likes to party and is always down to bone."
"IHTGYATSWTFIM = I had to Google your acronym to see what the fuck it meant."
"""Stop pointing at my daughter!"" - Kanye West yells at a compass."
"How do you make a baby drink? You stick it in a blender."
"What do Jesus and a nerd have in common? Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle."
"A couple of dwarves got arrested... A couple of dwarves got arrested in London the other day. They got charged for possession of small arms."