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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels [source](http://i.imgur.com/LXADoFR.jpg)"
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"I'd tell you a joke about my dick... But it's way too long."
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint!"
"How do you make holy water? You take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it."
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"I once saw a slice of toast in a zoo. It was bread in captivity."
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