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Joke of the Day
"Have a bad only child? Apple unveils terrifying robot sibling... iSis."
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"*opens door* trick or treat? ""It's October 14th"" I'm dressed as a time traveller *scraps dinner off plate into his bag* ""touche"""
"Yo momma Is so ugly, she has masturbate with a bag over her head."
"Thinking about getting married? My wife got mad at me for doing all the yard work because we are in a fitbit step challenge together."
"What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor? David Buoy"
"""My friend got me a Fitbit"" ME: Oh yeh, heard of them, haven't got one tho ""u can buy them online"" ME [whispering] u can buy friends online?"
"I was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in. She said, ""You can't do this to me!"" I said, ""I know... that's why I'm doing it to her."
"Frozen (2013) A young girl spends years in solitude & must plan her parent's funeral alone because her sister is secretly one of the X-Men"
"I was reading that dogs can successfully sniff out cancer in humans. Now I'm worried that I've got testicular cancer."
"What do you call a mexican that lost his car? Carlos"