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Joke of the Day
"That's the last time I buy underwear at a yard sale. I don't want to talk about it."
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"What's white, big and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A fridge."
"""One day, I will create a global business-oriented social networking service"" - Abraham LinkedIn"
"What do you call someone who did their dissertation on the atrocities of Andrew Jackson? A Hickory Dickery Doc"
"Me: You know what cures a headache right? Wife: Tylenol Me: You know what else cures a headache? Wife: Advil Me: You know what else ......"
"A 12 year old posts a selfie, 37 RTs and 1013 likes. I post a selfie, I lose 18 followers and my family disowns me."
"The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket... Hey, son. Check out how far i can kick this bucket."
"My handwriting has slowly morphed from cheerleader to serial killer to elephant with a paint brush."
"Boy To Girl Boy : You are the most funniest & most beautiful girl I've ever met. Girl : You just want to screw me , Don't you ? Boy : Wow ! and smart too ... !"
"MY VIRGINITY"