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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory."

"Idiots beating you down Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

"Someone outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I feel like it would take longer than that..."

"Never Trust an Atom. They make up everything!"

"Yosemite Sam would use the N-word."

"Did you know George Washington is not on the 1$ bill? It's just a picture of him."

"Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results."

"I just vacuumed my dog to cut down on indoor shedding, if you're looking for a life coach or whatever."

"Well at least Trump and I have one thing in common.. ..we both think his daughter is hot."