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Joke of the Day

"Which duck will destroy the establishment? None, ducks are not allowed in politics."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"Ever tried 77? You get 8 more."

"So wrong, it must be right. So right, it must be left. WTF? These directions are terrible."

"What would batman do if he wasn't rich? He would be robin."

"So the Boston marathon was yesterday... I heard it was an arm and a leg better than last year!"

"It's called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I'd of sent a bloody letter"

"I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger. And then it hit me."

"Girls adore it when you guess their weight as they walk by."

"Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? *She ran away from the ball.*"