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Joke of the Day
"Which duck will destroy the establishment? None, ducks are not allowed in politics."
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"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexia Association"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."
"Magic School Bus Movie Don't get your hopes up"
"Dollar store light bulbs aren't only inexpensive. They save you money on your heating bill when they burst into flames."
"When I ask people who they think my son looks like... ...They tell me he looks like his real father."
"I took my boat out the other day and it made sounds as if it were sick. So I took it to the dock."
"I had a dream I was completely weightless... I was like... 0mg!"
"A senior policeman in China has been suspended from his job after being caught masturbating and smoking joints in his office. No name was given but he was a high wanking officer."
"If a man thinks blondes have the best butts... ...and the verifies this by only watching blondes walk around, is he guilty of Confirmation By-Ass?"