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Joke of the Day

"I really enjoy fastening bits of metal together It's riveting"

"Wizard of Oz (1939) A hapless brain injured teen is led down the wrong path to heroin, cosplay, organ harvesting and ultimately homicide"

"What's the Priest favorite breakfast? Kids."

"Cop: can u describe your attacker Me: super aggressive, with a big nose & powerful arms Cop: u just described a seagull Me: he took my chips"

"Ancient artifacts hint Jesus may have had a wife and kids So he likely suffered a lot more than we think."

"Happy new year!! Brrrrrr it's cold outside... It has to be the coldest day of the year!!!"

"I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day... He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself."

"What do you call a man with a 1 inch penis? Justin"

"For my niece's 7th birthday, I'm filling a pinata with a smaller pinata. When she breaks it open I'm gonna yell ""Oh God! She was pregnant!"""

"At a train station, struck up a convo with a friendly Indian couple waiting next to me. I asked the guy how old he was and he goes, ""My wife is dirty and I'm dirty two."" No kiddin' oh boy"