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Joke of the Day

"Two grizzlies are out grocery shopping... Then one grizzly turns around and says to the other : ""it's kinda quiet in here today dont you think?"""

"My girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter. Well, I've got some news for her."

"A year ago, I likened Trump to an African dictator. Today, I think I owe African dictators an apology."

"Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The reception was great!"

"A DEER IN THE WOODS. A little sweet old lady, told me this one. Question: What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?\ Answer: ""I will never do that again for 2 bucks?"" My reply: Ha Ha! :)"

"Who is the scariest hobbit? Lorena"

"Stuart hall, Rolf harris and Max clifford walk into an Irish bar. Barman says not Yew Tree again"

"If Mcdonald's served hotdogs You could ask them to upsize your McWiener"

"I can't understand Undertale. It doesn't make sans."