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Joke of the Day

"Two grizzlies are out grocery shopping... Then one grizzly turns around and says to the other : ""it's kinda quiet in here today dont you think?"""

"Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one *tale*"

"Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."

"pizza pizza pizza eatya eatya eatya"

"Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!"

"What's Irish and stays out on your deck? Paddy O'furniture"

"What is it called when Al Gore comes up with a solution to a problem? An Al-Gore-ithm. I'll see myself out."

"Yo girl are you popcorn? Because I'm trying to butter you up."

"My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions"

"A midget walks into a bar... The bar was set too low."