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Joke of the Day
"What did the police say to the guy hiding in the bathroom? Come out with your pants up!"
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"My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, ""it goes by so fast."""
"ME: Would you ever get a tattoo? DAD: I don't even highlight in books"
"I guess the Republican party... ... **puts on sunglasses** Is not cruizing anymore."
"Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape? A: Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!"
"TRUMP: Let's get that Muslim Band going ""Band? We thought you said ban"" TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. Also, how's that Mexican mall coming?"
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro cinqo. EDIT: Yeah, I take French, not Spanish. :)"
"Short joke I thought of. What's the difference between sheep and women? The Welsh don't know yet either."
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears, bears will kill you."
"What is Hitler's favorite reality show? The Amazing Race"