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Joke of the Day

"I went to a prostitute and asked her if I could do her Greek style. ""Sure"" she said So I fucked her in the ass and left without paying."

"There's a hole in my sock but atleast there's not a sock in my hole"

"I got ""Nope"" on ""Are You Going To Take This Quiz To Find Out What Stupid Character Or Song Or Food You Are?"""

"What's the difference between a girl and a grill? Grills are loyal enough to take your meat AND cook."

"Why do people go into technical jobs? Because they suck at communicating so hard, they'd rather fuck a computer"

"Torque is like drugs It makes everything spin around."

"What seperates man from animal? Divorce!"

"Incest It's how you come into your own"

"Dominos just called to let me know my pizza's on the way. They correctly assumed I'd need time to find my pants."

"Probably the most notable thing about being an adult is not knowing whether you're tired or sad."