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Joke of the Day

"Probably the most notable thing about being an adult is not knowing whether you're tired or sad."

"What did Eric say to his classmates on the last day of school? ""Do you believe in God?"""

"What did onlookers say to the Wright Brothers as they took off? BYE PLANE"

"Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds."

"What's black and white and red all over? After it was stuck in traffic because of protesters blocking the freeway: a police car."

"What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? I didn't do it on porpoise."

"when you're a kid you're like ""how do actors cry so easily?"" and when you grow up you're like ""how is anyone ever not crying?"""

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? Pilot."

"A joke my 4 year old came up with today... Him: ""What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?"" Me: ""I dunno, what?"" Him (loudly): ""An elephant sticking his trunk up!"""

"What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you."