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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a girl and a grill? Grills are loyal enough to take your meat AND cook."

"Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!"

"What is the fastest animal in the world? The Ethiopian chicken."

"What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A small medium at large"

"I treat my wife like a fine wine. I keep that bitch locked in the cellar."

"It's the cheese police, you're under arrest. Looks like you've been keeping all your cheddar... In a Swiss bank account."

"Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let's try to leave better kids for our planet."

"What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train? ""Auschittz."""

"What is the epitome of sex with the elderly? Knitted condoms!"

"So what kills a joke? The punch line . . ."