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Joke of the Day
"Incest It's how you come into your own"
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"""Wanna see videos from my vacation?"" *shows home video of me eating a raccoon under a bridge ""This is the wrong video"" ""No this is right"""
"I ran into Harambe for the first time in a while last night, so we decided to go get a drink. Bartender: what'll you have? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Me: no, he'll have a shot."
"My ex wife still misses me but her aim is getting better"
"The Night's Watch opens a drinking establishment to attract new brothers. They call it the Crow Bar."
"What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white fairy tail? White begins, ""Once upon a time..."" Black begins, ""Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"""
"Why are organ donations low ? Because most people have pianos"
"Welcome to twitter, where nobody uses their right to remain silent."
"Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have? Because no matter the sport, he would always play write"
"Today i thought i saw a new color... but it turned out to just be a pigment of my imagination"