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Joke of the Day
"There's a hole in my sock but atleast there's not a sock in my hole"
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"Wife asks why I'm packing condoms Wife asks: ""Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?"" I'm saying ""Just in case."" Now I'm traveling with a bigger case."
"What do you call four mexicans drowning? Quattro sinko."
"Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump."
"Why did adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side"
"I like my politicians like I like my men ...I don't like men."
"Women, give them an inch and they'll want all eight."
"the horse meat scandal during the recent horse meat scandal in the UK they discovered that the Welsh lamb in Asda ( Walmart ) had 2% human dna."
"What's the capital of Greece? About 10"
"Me: I love you Him: you just drank 1/4 of your beer through your nostril Me: that is also true"